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From Suzie
Q. How do you know Moses wore a wig?
A. Because sometimes he was with Aaron ("Hair On") and sometimes he wasn't!
Previous Joke of the Day!
Kate Aged 11 sent this joke: (it's not exactly a Bible joke but we like it!)
Snake 1: Am I poisonous?
Snake2: No
Snake1: Good because I just bit my tail!
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Shanice sent this joke: (it's not exactly a Bible joke but we like it!)
Q: What do you call a red chicken?
A: A roasted chicken
Q: What do you call to people in love?
A: Hunny Bunny's (I don't get this one!)
December Joke of the Day!
Molly sent this joke: (it's not exactly a Bible joke but we like it!)
Q: Why did the bus stop
A Because they saw the zebra crossing
Chuma (9) sent us a clever joke on a similar Bible theme
A: In the book of Judges in the Bible what was a Zebra crossing called?
A: Deborah crossing!
(oh this one is a bit clever Chuma!)
December Joke of the Day!
Emily (9) sent this joke: (it's not exactly a Bible joke but we like it!)
Q: How do you get a milkshake
A Give a cow a pogo stick
December Joke of the Day!
Amy (8) sent this joke: (it's not exactly a Bible joke but we like it!)
Q: What is the name of Father Christmas' wife?
A: Mary Christmas
December Joke of the Day!
Ryan (Aged 10)
Q: What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
A: Cliff
December Joke of the Day!
From: Sarah
Knock Knock
Who's there
Bill
Bill who
I'm the bill you haven't paid!
December Joke of the Day!
Katie (aged 9)
Q: Why did the hedgehog stop in the middle of the road?
A: Because he ran out of juice.
December Joke of the Day!
Apple aged 10
Knock knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Apple pie.
If storks bring human babies what brings a Dalek baby? Cranes.
December Joke of the Day!
Laura (Age 11)
What does a snail use to keep it shiny?
Snail polish
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LeoLee (age 7)
What do you call a teddy bear in a freezer?
A teddy brrrr..................